Vab is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, intelligent manatee.

Vab created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vab, he will think nothing of it.

Vab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Vab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always help badgers in need.

5. Never look at nebulae.