Fomcissrak is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty
lion.
Fomcissrak created the solar system nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fomcissrak, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Fomcissrak, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Fomcissrak's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Fomcissrak's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about cucumbers.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Never think about gravity near seals while wearing pink rings and balancing four zinc spheres on your feet.
4. Never think about asteroids.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.