Fomcissrak is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty lion.

Fomcissrak created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomcissrak, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fomcissrak, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Fomcissrak's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Fomcissrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cucumbers.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think about gravity near seals while wearing pink rings and balancing four zinc spheres on your feet.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.