Watcabpod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, ill-tempered mink.

Watcabpod created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Watcabpod, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Watcabpod, it will turn you into a worm.

Watcabpod's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Watcabpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Erect three copper sculptures of Watcabpod on top of important buildings.

4. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

5. Never write about nebulae.