Sigbeppak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, confident lizard.

Sigbeppak created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigbeppak, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sigbeppak, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Sigbeppak's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Sigbeppak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sigbeppak's name in vain.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never paint your feet red.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sigbeppak.