Cussdutdog is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, stupid bear.

Cussdutdog created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cussdutdog, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cussdutdog, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cussdutdog's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cussdutdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near geese while wearing magenta shoes and balancing five nickel spheres on your head.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Run away if four capybaras approach from the north.