Vindonnig is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, staggering dragon.

Vindonnig created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vindonnig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vindonnig, he will try to impress you with trees.

Vindonnig's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Vindonnig's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry badgers.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never wear black scarves.