Dobmadyam is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, passionate gorilla.

Dobmadyam created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobmadyam, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dobmadyam, he will turn you into a slug.

Dobmadyam's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Dobmadyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

3. Retreat if six shrews approach from the east.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always take life seriously.