Dobmadyam is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, passionate
gorilla.
Dobmadyam created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dobmadyam, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Dobmadyam, he will turn you into a slug.
Dobmadyam's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.
Dobmadyam's Holy Commandments1. Never go into gray rooms.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.
3. Retreat if six shrews approach from the east.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Always take life seriously.