Pagyattvab is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, bad-tempered mink.

Pagyattvab created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagyattvab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pagyattvab, it will be mildly annoyed.

Pagyattvab's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Pagyattvab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pagyattvab.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Never think about special relativity near sheep while wearing purple boots and balancing seven silicon spheres on your legs.

5. Do not eat pineapples.