Watfumnart Flowpangbemsasmanrip is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unthoughtful dolphin.

Watfumnart Flowpangbemsasmanrip created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Watfumnart Flowpangbemsasmanrip, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Watfumnart Flowpangbemsasmanrip, she will turn you into a mouse.

Watfumnart Flowpangbemsasmanrip's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Watfumnart Flowpangbemsasmanrip's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are not to be trusted.

2. Always obey Watfumnart Flowpangbemsasmanrip's priests.

3. Do not take Watfumnart Flowpangbemsasmanrip's name in vain.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Watfumnart Flowpangbemsasmanrip.

5. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.