Gomlenzan Tignuttbat is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, sage dragonfly.

Gomlenzan Tignuttbat created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Gomlenzan Tignuttbat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gomlenzan Tignuttbat, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gomlenzan Tignuttbat's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Gomlenzan Tignuttbat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not take Gomlenzan Tignuttbat's name in vain.