Zanlid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, emotional shrew.

Zanlid created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanlid, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zanlid, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Zanlid's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Zanlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention aardvarks.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. You must pray to Zanlid four times a day.

4. Feed all hungry cats.

5. Do not commit murder.