Gab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, proud ferret.

Gab created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gab, she will be mildly annoyed.

Gab's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Hide from pink sheep for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near goats while wearing magenta skirts and balancing nine tin spheres on your chest.

5. You must never eat cucumbers.