Quillflowsis is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, selfish coyote.

Quillflowsis created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillflowsis, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Quillflowsis, she will strike you with lightening.

Quillflowsis' most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Quillflowsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat birds with great respect.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Never think ill of sick ants.

4. Do not keep five bats in a large pit.

5. Never paint your chest black.