Gid Tunflis is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, stupid
bird.
Gid Tunflis created humanity four million years ago.
If you believe in
Gid Tunflis, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Gid Tunflis, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Gid Tunflis' most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Gid Tunflis' Holy Commandments1. Do not wear gold on your body.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.