Tonwiklib is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, able ferret.

Tonwiklib created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonwiklib, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tonwiklib, she will ignore you.

Tonwiklib's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Tonwiklib's Holy Commandments

1. Tonwiklib loves cats, so they must be respected.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always help otters in need.

5. Never pour water over plants.