Fenbemril is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, wise rhinoceros.

Fenbemril created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fenbemril, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fenbemril, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fenbemril's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fenbemril's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Hide if eight whales approach from the north.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.