Natwonpog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, witty dingo.

Natwonpog created light eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Natwonpog, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Natwonpog, it will throw large rocks at you.

Natwonpog's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Natwonpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Hide from violet monkeys for they are unholy.