Capnatyok is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish scorpion.

Capnatyok created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capnatyok, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Capnatyok, it will cry a lot.

Capnatyok's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Capnatyok's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Capnatyok three times a day.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

4. Do not take Capnatyok's name in vain.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.