Buscammit is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, generous spider.

Buscammit created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buscammit, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Buscammit, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Buscammit's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Buscammit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.