Wipbitbig is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, effective hamster.

Wipbitbig created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipbitbig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wipbitbig, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Wipbitbig's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Wipbitbig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured shrews.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Retreat if five whales approach from the north.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near capybaras while wearing turquoise hats and balancing nine tin spheres on your arms.