Gilbabnul is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, witty wombat.

Gilbabnul created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilbabnul, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gilbabnul, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gilbabnul's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Gilbabnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near doves while wearing orange skirts.

2. Do not kill nematodes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.