Tagzogciss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, duplicitous swallow.

Tagzogciss created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagzogciss, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tagzogciss, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Tagzogciss' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tagzogciss' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not keep four turtles in a large pit.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never feed tomatoes to shrews while wearing violet shoes.