Hudbudwot is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ruthless spider.

Hudbudwot created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudbudwot, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hudbudwot, he will strike you with lightening.

Hudbudwot's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Hudbudwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.