Bellhenquim is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, tiresome dryad.

Bellhenquim created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellhenquim, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bellhenquim, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bellhenquim's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bellhenquim's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not take Bellhenquim's name in vain.

5. You must never eat turnips.