Bellhenquim is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, tiresome
dryad.
Bellhenquim created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bellhenquim, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bellhenquim, she will throw large rocks at you.
Bellhenquim's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Bellhenquim's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Do not sit in public.
3. Never skip in holy places.
4. Do not take Bellhenquim's name in vain.
5. You must never eat turnips.