Wignarlvab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive hyena.

Wignarlvab created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wignarlvab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wignarlvab, he will turn you into a goat.

Wignarlvab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Wignarlvab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Wignarlvab's priests.

2. Never feed bread to hamsters while wearing gray kilts.

3. You must love Wignarlvab.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not skip in public.