Quafcubdibced is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, overgenerous
rat.
Quafcubdibced created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quafcubdibced, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Quafcubdibced, he will turn you into a plant.
Quafcubdibced's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Quafcubdibced's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Never talk about nebulae.
3. Never write about stars.
4. Never run in holy places.
5. Never feed corn to squirrels while wearing fawn tights.