Pasligteen is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, passionate squirrel.

Pasligteen created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasligteen, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pasligteen, she will have a low opinion of you.

Pasligteen's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Pasligteen's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Always help squirrels.

5. Never laugh in holy places.