Dunrigbet is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, ruthless dragonfly.

Dunrigbet created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunrigbet, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dunrigbet, he will turn you into a dog.

Dunrigbet's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Dunrigbet's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dunrigbet.

4. Never laugh near doves.

5. Never write about moons.