Wothugtettitam is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy lobster.

Wothugtettitam created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Wothugtettitam, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wothugtettitam, she will turn you into a snail.

Wothugtettitam's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Wothugtettitam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Put Wothugtettitam first in all things.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.