Bodkamlat is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, resourceful cobra.

Bodkamlat created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodkamlat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodkamlat, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bodkamlat's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bodkamlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snails.

2. Bodkamlat loves frogs, so they must be respected.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.