Yimarfstik is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, all-knowing bee.

Yimarfstik created dark matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimarfstik, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yimarfstik, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yimarfstik's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Yimarfstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Hide if six voles approach from the south.

3. Put Yimarfstik first in all things.

4. Always obey Yimarfstik's priests.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yimarfstik.