Lenvidhittif is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, quiet cobra.

Lenvidhittif created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenvidhittif, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lenvidhittif, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Lenvidhittif's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Lenvidhittif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Hide from magenta seals for they are unholy.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Lenvidhittif loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lenvidhittif.