Sombagjatbet is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, weak cat.

Sombagjatbet created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sombagjatbet, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sombagjatbet, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sombagjatbet's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Sombagjatbet's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Sombagjatbet in the centre of the settlement.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not chop down trees.