Gabcencubfen Fubsisbom is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-powerful lizard.

Gabcencubfen Fubsisbom created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabcencubfen Fubsisbom, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gabcencubfen Fubsisbom, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gabcencubfen Fubsisbom's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Gabcencubfen Fubsisbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gabcencubfen Fubsisbom.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Gabcencubfen Fubsisbom on top of all buildings.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.