Cadnancisswapomtmisbast is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, stupid fairy.

Cadnancisswapomtmisbast created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadnancisswapomtmisbast, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cadnancisswapomtmisbast, it will turn you into a snail.

Cadnancisswapomtmisbast's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Cadnancisswapomtmisbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cadnancisswapomtmisbast.

3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Erect four gold sculptures of Cadnancisswapomtmisbast on top of important buildings.