Megnil is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, benevolent shrew.

Megnil created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megnil, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Megnil, it will turn you into a sheep.

Megnil's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Megnil's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Megnil.

2. Never mention capybaras.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Megnil must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never wear ear rings.