Gangommot is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, omniscient turtle.

Gangommot created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Gangommot, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gangommot, he will turn you into a mouse.

Gangommot's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Gangommot's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gangommot.

5. Never think about thermodynamics.