Pigtandud is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, almighty chinchilla.

Pigtandud created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigtandud, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pigtandud, she will send minions to preach to you.

Pigtandud's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Pigtandud's Holy Commandments

1. Pigtandud must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Moths are not to be trusted.

4. You must pray to Pigtandud five times a day.

5. Do not kill sheep.