Jonvedbit is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful hyena.

Jonvedbit created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jonvedbit, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jonvedbit, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Jonvedbit's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Jonvedbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must never eat nuts.

3. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Pray towards the east.