Jonvedbit is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful
hyena.
Jonvedbit created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jonvedbit, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Jonvedbit, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Jonvedbit's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Jonvedbit's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. You must never eat nuts.
3. Never think ill of sick capybaras.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Pray towards the east.