Nurtbumkon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonest yak.

Nurtbumkon created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtbumkon, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nurtbumkon, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nurtbumkon's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Nurtbumkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near goats.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always help sick swans.

4. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never feed gooseberries to frogs while wearing skirts.