Camkamboglad is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-knowing dragonfly.

Camkamboglad created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Camkamboglad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Camkamboglad, she will manifest in front of you.

Camkamboglad's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Camkamboglad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Camkamboglad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never mention sharks.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about optics.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.