Largvagcud Dosshudnur Dimdambim
is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, all-powerful
wombat
.
Largvagcud Dosshudnur Dimdambim
created Europe three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Largvagcud Dosshudnur Dimdambim
, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Largvagcud Dosshudnur Dimdambim
, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Largvagcud Dosshudnur Dimdambim's
most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Largvagcud Dosshudnur Dimdambim's Holy Commandments
1. Never write about archaea.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Never sprint in holy places.
4. Always help capybaras in need.
5. Hide if three birds approach from the west.
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