Nurlgilflan is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, competent coyote.

Nurlgilflan created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Nurlgilflan, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurlgilflan, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nurlgilflan's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Nurlgilflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Nurlgilflan must be the most important thing in your life.