Ranpibart is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty hamster.

Ranpibart created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranpibart, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ranpibart, she will ignore you.

Ranpibart's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Ranpibart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat aubergines.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Ranpibart in the centre of the settlement.

4. Worship no other gods but Ranpibart.

5. Always pray immersed in water.