Henlagyamsak is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane lion.

Henlagyamsak created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henlagyamsak, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Henlagyamsak, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Henlagyamsak's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Henlagyamsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Henlagyamsak loves otters, so they must be respected.

5. Do not make images of living things.