Daggedlan is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, smart butterfly.

Daggedlan created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Daggedlan, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Daggedlan, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Daggedlan's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Daggedlan's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near mice while wearing indigo kilts.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Never think about gravity near geese while wearing fawn ear rings and balancing nine platinum spheres on your face.