Map is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, weak jellyfish.

Map created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Map, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Map, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Map's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Map's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Map on top of all buildings.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Hide from turquoise frogs for they are unholy.

5. Run away from pink gulls, for they are unholy.