Arnlatbest is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, uncaring weasel.

Arnlatbest created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnlatbest, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Arnlatbest, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Arnlatbest's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Arnlatbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Arnlatbest in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not listen to music.