Bomstikdon is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, fussy dragonfly.

Bomstikdon created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomstikdon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bomstikdon, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bomstikdon's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bomstikdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near turtles while wearing orange corsets.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never mention doves.

5. Do not hurt eagles.