Yamcadyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, slow whale.

Yamcadyatt created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Yamcadyatt, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yamcadyatt, she will remove you from existence.

Yamcadyatt's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Yamcadyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tapirs.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not keep four nematodes in a large pit.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about bacteria.